"If you're willing to break up over ice sculpture, you guys should ABSOLUTELY not get married."
"Because - who gets to choose the ice sculpture, who should take out the trash, who has to stay home and make the mini pizzas - that's the little stuff.
What are you gonna do when the big stuff comes along?"
"What are you gonna do when a tornado hits your house or you have problem with your kids or one of you gets cancer?
At some point - the crap is GOING to hit the fan - and that is why now, BEFORE you make the commitment, you have to ask yourself:
Is that person in bed next to you WORTH the trouble?
Do you love him or her so much that no disease, no disaster could possibly pull you apart?"
I love the speech!
By the way - this is the first time I've heard the term "the crap hits the fan". *LOL* Apparently, it's used to form a picture of when things get uncontrollable. Anyway, find out more about the term at this Urban Dictionary page.